COMMUTERS STUNNED BY ACTIONS OF COMMUTER AT VAUXHALL...

Commuters were shocked and appalled by the London Underground service from Vauxhall station this morning when a commuter's inability to scan their Oyster Card at the barrier led the entire service to a slowdown of approximately 20 seconds.

The accused commuter apparently tried to scan their card and when the barriers failed to register it opted to stare blankly ahead RATHER than go straight to TFL staff. This caused a build up of AT LEAST 3 people. Naturally commuter's weren't impressed by the outrageous display.

Chris Smith, 32 year old Business Analyst stopped his long commute from Vauxhall to Euston to comment "it's just selfish, people act like absolute fools down here and problems like these effect our lives deeply". Chris proceeded to push past 3 people on the esculator after giving his comments.

Meanwhile, Linda Evans, 52 year old dog groomer contributed "If I want a seat for my bag I should be allowed one." And Sam Houghly, 23 quipped "I don't want to live my life." What a funny young lad.

TFL refused to comment. Which still puts them in a better position than Southern Rail.

Commuters have described the incident as BEYOND chaotic with a few of them calling it as disruptive as a group of 4 tourists being on the same carriage at the same time.