HALAL COCA COLA ANNOUNCED
Today marked a momentous occasion as the Coca-Cola Company announced the newest addition to the Coca-Cola ™ family.... 'Halal' Coca-Cola. The new drink fits right in with the rest of the soft drink brands products which currently range from Coca-Cola classic to Diet Coke to Coke Zero to Coke Life to Craft Coke and will happily fit in as another beverage that tastes exactly the same, but this time with religious connotations. Already the drink is proving to be an exciting brand investment in the city of London where the general masses are salivating at the chance to moan about the word Halal again (when the word 'craft' is much more annoying). 4 8 year old Clive Johns of Mitcham, Surrey, spoke to us following harassing a focus group for the product and stated the following: "I'm not sure what Halal means, but I'm sure this has made it taste worse. I mean, I think it has. All my friends bang on about how bad Halal is I don't want them to think I'm...
