HALAL COCA COLA ANNOUNCED
Today marked a momentous occasion as the Coca-Cola Company announced the newest addition to the Coca-Cola™ family.... 'Halal' Coca-Cola.
The new drink fits right in with the rest of the soft drink brands products which currently range from Coca-Cola classic to Diet Coke to Coke Zero to Coke Life to Craft Coke and will happily fit in as another beverage that tastes exactly the same, but this time with religious connotations.
Already the drink is proving to be an exciting brand investment in the city of London where the general masses are salivating at the chance to moan about the word Halal again (when the word 'craft' is much more annoying). 48 year old Clive Johns of Mitcham, Surrey, spoke to us following harassing a focus group for the product and stated the following: "I'm not sure what Halal means, but I'm sure this has made it taste worse. I mean, I think it has. All my friends bang on about how bad Halal is I don't want them to think I'm not xenophobic."
A Coca-Cola representative also allowed us some of their time and explained the long-term ambitions for the product and the reasons behind launching the drink exclusively in London:
"We know how much uproar this will cause and we eagerly anticipate the clicks, there is literally nothing more to it then that."
This reporter knows this also, and expects this Halal version of the same article he wrote yesterday will no doubt get more web traffic. Results on a postcard.
The new drink fits right in with the rest of the soft drink brands products which currently range from Coca-Cola classic to Diet Coke to Coke Zero to Coke Life to Craft Coke and will happily fit in as another beverage that tastes exactly the same, but this time with religious connotations.
Already the drink is proving to be an exciting brand investment in the city of London where the general masses are salivating at the chance to moan about the word Halal again (when the word 'craft' is much more annoying). 48 year old Clive Johns of Mitcham, Surrey, spoke to us following harassing a focus group for the product and stated the following: "I'm not sure what Halal means, but I'm sure this has made it taste worse. I mean, I think it has. All my friends bang on about how bad Halal is I don't want them to think I'm not xenophobic."
A Coca-Cola representative also allowed us some of their time and explained the long-term ambitions for the product and the reasons behind launching the drink exclusively in London:
"We know how much uproar this will cause and we eagerly anticipate the clicks, there is literally nothing more to it then that."
This reporter knows this also, and expects this Halal version of the same article he wrote yesterday will no doubt get more web traffic. Results on a postcard.
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| Halal Coca-Cola is legitmately no different to the classic style. Buy it. |
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