REVOLUTIONARY NEW DATING APP RELEASED
Lovehope incorporated have announced that the end of April will see the launch of their new groundbreaking dating app, aptly titled 'Blanker'. By now we're all familiar with online dating with Tinder paving the way in changes to the dating game. Tinder previously matched two interested parties based on location and then the rest is history.
Blanker has promised to streamline the modern dating process even further. It manages to do this by only allowing you to send one message after matching with another user, making it inevitable that you don't speak to them any further after an initial 'hello, hows u?'.
Cassie Griffiths, 20, a long standing user of Tinder is in favour of the new app, when we asked her for her thoughts she commented "I get thousands of matches on Tinder a day, this will save me so much time, I usually ignore them if their sentence structure is off or I don't get a joke they've made, or if they look a bit out of focus in their picture, or if I don't like another arbitrary thing chosen at random about them."
Sean Smithson, 32, a self proclaimed ladies man also commented "I'm gonna swipe like a mad ting. I love ignoring bitches."
We also got a chance to have a sit down interview in depth with one of the apps developers who gave us insight into the process behind the apps development. He claimed that "based on recent algorithms and analytics, we deducted that dating app users make the most of these three functions: swipe, match and blank. Why would we give them anymore options when these are the only popular ones?"
The app will also have a feature that allows you to share your blanks directly to social media networks Facebook and Twitter. This will surely be a great tool to to use as evidence as to why you hate dating and display to your network of friends that you are single for a reason.
Blanker will be rolled out as a free app initially and then cost £29.99 a month after that. The Surge feature planned for version 1.1.0 will see that you get no matches at all.
Blanker has promised to streamline the modern dating process even further. It manages to do this by only allowing you to send one message after matching with another user, making it inevitable that you don't speak to them any further after an initial 'hello, hows u?'.
Cassie Griffiths, 20, a long standing user of Tinder is in favour of the new app, when we asked her for her thoughts she commented "I get thousands of matches on Tinder a day, this will save me so much time, I usually ignore them if their sentence structure is off or I don't get a joke they've made, or if they look a bit out of focus in their picture, or if I don't like another arbitrary thing chosen at random about them."
Sean Smithson, 32, a self proclaimed ladies man also commented "I'm gonna swipe like a mad ting. I love ignoring bitches."
We also got a chance to have a sit down interview in depth with one of the apps developers who gave us insight into the process behind the apps development. He claimed that "based on recent algorithms and analytics, we deducted that dating app users make the most of these three functions: swipe, match and blank. Why would we give them anymore options when these are the only popular ones?"
The app will also have a feature that allows you to share your blanks directly to social media networks Facebook and Twitter. This will surely be a great tool to to use as evidence as to why you hate dating and display to your network of friends that you are single for a reason.
Blanker will be rolled out as a free app initially and then cost £29.99 a month after that. The Surge feature planned for version 1.1.0 will see that you get no matches at all.
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| The app promises to make to make the dating game even worse then it already is and users can't wait for another tool to scroll through aimlessly in hopes of building their self esteem. |
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